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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (11 children)

I snuck a whole Arby's French Dip into that movie. Carried the au jus cup in my hand and walked right by the staff.

Ask me to leave all you want, but call the police? wtf? That'll be WHY I sneak food in the next time. This time I just needed actual dinner, and y'all don't even sell real food here.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They did refuse to leave, I've seen a video posted by the people who got kicked out, and even their own video makes them look pretty bad.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow, what morons. Never let them get you for criminal tresspass. Even your average Karen should have the sense to leave once the cops are about to be called.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

They weren't nice people. Or particularly bright.

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