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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, what morons. Never let them get you for criminal tresspass. Even your average Karen should have the sense to leave once the cops are about to be called.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

They weren't nice people. Or particularly bright.