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The best athlete sponsorship (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They banned me from using "ketamine ape" all cause it somehow got the emperor killed. I shall use "testicular torsion" and "mend butt crack" on them.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Mend Buttcrack proves once again, Restoration is the strongest catagory of magicks known to mer and man.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Its actually a subset of Tonal "magic" with some overlap with CHIM.