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There's more evidence supporting Biden not stealing the 2020 election than there is JD Vance not having a sexual encounter with a couch. (lemmy.world)
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No offense but I’d rather stick my dick in a twelve thousand dollar escort instead of a twelve thousand dollar couch.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But can you sit on the escort after making sweet, sweet love to it? Checkmate, athiest

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If I paid them twelve thousand bucks I’d better be able to do whatever I want.

[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You could, you just have to pay extra for that.