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Rolling a 20 on the charisma check (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mcteazy@sh.itjust.works 68 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was taking a break on a hike a few weeks ago and a group of 3 girls and a guy passed me and the guy was narrating John Wick 4 scene by scene

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are you sure it was a hike, and not the girls just walking further and further to politely escape him?

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 months ago

No, he was their trainer and they were doing their best to keep up so they wouldn't miss any fight scenes.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

No way. I once recited the entire script of an episode of Spongebob to some girls in a bar. Woke up the next morning with a girl in each arm and one across my lap. Girls love that shit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

And then everyone clapped.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's nothing. I recited the entire Star Wars crawl from memory and now i'm the father of 16 children and I'm founding my own religion.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

could have done better if you told them the story of darth plageis the wise

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I had sex once sooooooo

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate? I watched the first one and it was just like watching a twitch stream of a first person shooter. I assumed the others were similar.

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

John Wick 4 has three protagonists, a fight between two teams of actual Japanese ninjas, a vehicular melee around the Arc de Triomphe set to Gesaffelstein, and a pistols at dawn duel.

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That vehicular melee scene was wild, must've been a bitch to shoot.

But that one-shot camera scene was superb.

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Seems like you just covered most of it in about 10 seconds 🤷🏼‍♀️

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, does John Wick 4 have a plot that would take more than 5min to narrate?

“People get shot, and shot again if they hurt a dog”

🥱 (except more like 🤢 so killy, whyyy)

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Huh. The inverse matrix transform of "the boat sinks, get over it."