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[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Tolkien describing his characters traveling fifteen meters

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Here's an Ent that only appears for a total of 30 pages, let me write his entire family's history for an additional 50

Edit: fucking love me some LOTR, though

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Ohhh yeah, so good

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Tom Clancy has entered the chat and has started describing a submarine engine. Please help.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Robert Jordan describing all of the characters' clothes in a scene.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

but then suddenly somewhere in the description of them eating stale bread it turns out 2 weeks have passed

I think this is Tolkien describing the history of the world. Like I get it, important council, but it's been 5 pages please, I will remember none of the 10 new character names I don't even know how to pronounce

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago

~~they sung as they walked along~~ here's the entire song, all written out over two pages. I'm going to do this like 10 more times.