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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 139 points 3 months ago (5 children)

The man I've come closest to falling in love with was a short, chubby, hair-thinning, stuttering goofball. He kept himself clean, well-groomed, and wore nice clothes that fit him.

He was so passionate about what he loved (art, cats, and European history) that I couldn't help but be absolutely smitten. His sincerity had me smiling from ear-to-ear every time I saw him get excited. Telling me about pieces of armor, paintings, music, and all kinds of other things, taking me to different places the way he spoke so happily about the things he cared about.

People can, more often than not, see through insincerity. Be real with what you like & who you are. The people who appreciate those things about you the real ones.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

No...no...no... the only way is to catfish and lie because nobody will love you ever. The most you can hope for is to momentarily fool somebody into thinking your are something other than what you are for one hot second. That's just Interwebz 101

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes I'm sorry my bad. Fake it until you're massively insecure and hateful because you feel you can't be yourself for the sake of attracting feeeeeemale attention. Then wallow in your misery when you realize that the problem might be a deep-rooted personal issue, but be sure to blame it on "normies" & wimmin instead of taking steps towards self-improvement and personal growth. ✨️❤️💵🤡🎉🎺❤️✨️

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 15 points 3 months ago

Now that's a rock solid plan that you can take to the bank!

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to hook you up with my brother, who sounds very much like your dude, but not married.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Drop me his email! Or whatever people use to communicate these days (with his consent, of course).

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd love to know how you are going to start that conversation.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

~~Dick pic~~

With a friendly greeting, then an inquiry about what kind of hobbies and interests he has, probably.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, will this lemmy thread be mentioned? If not, on what date will the origin story be revealed?

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

We'll livestream our wedding on Lemmy & I'll reveal it there.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Turns out, he was already married.

Lovely man, but he had some issues to work out. Wished him the best and forced myself to move on.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Oof.

Hope you found someone else. You deserve to be happy

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 months ago

Thanks! Maybe one day. Much appreciated!

[–] Bread@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I needed to hear this today. Thank you.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You are worthy of love, my dear.

[–] Bread@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

I'm not crying, you're crying! :')