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You're going to drive to buy illegal drugs, and you don't put your seat belt on, so now some cop has cause to pull you over, what if he's doing it on the way back? Fucking idiot.
Only break one law at a time.
Or: Don't break the law while you're breaking the law
Always be breaking exactly one law. Never more, never less.
This is difficult, but not impossible, while sleeping.