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I wish for free healthcare in my country (sopuli.xyz)

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[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Granted. You blink, and when you open your eyes you're in Germany. You're a full German citizen. You own a lovely flat in Munich. Your phone is full of contacts - people and family and friends throughout Germany. You have a German driver's license, you have a job at a German company, and your bank account is filled with Euros.

You speak no German.