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[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 103 points 3 months ago (17 children)

Can't imagine not showering almost every day. I can't get my shit together in the morning until I've had a shower.

[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fairly common in lots of places to shower every other day. So ling as you aren't doing manual labor or working out and making yourself gross, showering every day can actually be detrimental for stripping away too many oils, especially for your hair, but can also cause dry skin. I'm with OP on this one, gotta shower every day in summer, but in cooler months I'm an every other day guy.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like to always be prepared for an unexpected blowjob.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago

As a married man, I am unburdened with such thoughts.

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