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I'm drunk, so I'm not gonna do it, but I'm wondering (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by meep_launcher@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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How many of you consider texting an ex that was an amicable breakup to see if they'd be up for a hookup.

Update : I created a group text with all of them and now we are planning a 30 person Orgy at the Marriott in San Francisco.

Lol jk I just woke up and made eggs.

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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 105 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Don’t ever text an ex while drunk.

Thought: “I want to text my ex”

  1. Is it past 8pm? Do not text.
  2. Are you drunk? Do not text.
  3. Jack off, then consider again if you still want to text
  4. Did you break up with them, leaving mixed feelings? Do not text, you will hurt them
  5. Did they break up with you? Do not text. You will hurt yourself.
  6. Was it a mutual break up? Then why do you want to hook up? Someone will get hurt.

Unless you were previously just a fling/FWB, hooking up randomly with a long term ex is the pathway to pain and hurt, for one or both of you. If one of you is still healing, you will just reopen that wound.

Do not drunk text your ex for a hook up.

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The wanking idea works for me, until I text during it.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

It's a bold move cotton, let's see how it plays out.

[–] mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 months ago

Stopped at "Thought:" and texted my ex.