I'm not like one of those weirdos that just kills for no reason. I shot that dolphin right in its wet brain and I loved it. In fact, my pleasure from doing so was higher than my vegetarian friend's when they ate a whole block of cheese.

Right now, there's $20k being offered for information about me, but I think that's dumb. I tried to go to the FBI with information about a trophy hunter and the local butcher, but the special agent said he wouldn't give me any money for that and they already knew about it. He did offer me a bacon-topped doughnut on the way out though!

Edit, dang this is very different than Reddit's vcj.

[Logo containing a smiling cow in a giant pasture goes here]

Menu

• Happy burger: Hand-crafted half-pound burger using free-range, grass-fed beef.
• Chicken burger: Lovingly-made chicken patties, sustainably-sourced from a queer, wxmxn-exploited ranch in the Amazon rainforest.
• Veggie burger: Impossible patty that has been drenched in cheese. All patties have been soaked overnight in milk and fried with happy-caged eggs.
• Fries: Fried with pure beef tallow and lard
• Ton of CO2: Because we care about the environment, we will let you release a ton of CO2 into the atmosphere. Don't worry, we buy carbon offsets!

Vegan menu

• Side of extra pickles
• Soda (vegan optional)

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/294585

honestly I don't get why some people are so riled up about my and my families diet...

also it's an expensive product which values the animal, lmao

Leather is cheap as shit, it lasts long because it is treated with a shitload of chemicals and also, it was like, an animals skin??

I hope it's cat meat so it's vegan