toynbee

Possibly purely by chance.

Or the efforts of John Titor.

Not only is this true and annoying, but other things about the ads are getting worse, too.

I recently had to factory reset my TV and, after the first time I opened the YouTube app, immediately had to find the "don't play video preview" option. It worked, except for the huge banner ad at the top of the list of videos, which still saw fit to play with deafening sound when I didn't immediately change the video selection. I can't find a setting to disable this.

Also, I've noticed the "fewer ads for this long video" message popping up during videos longer than thirty minutes (and now it seems like longer than twenty minutes). Not only is that message condescending like they're doing me a favor, but I'm pretty sure it's not true, at least not by much; and the ads are definitely longer and mostly unskippable.

Like someone else says in this thread, it feels like extortion.

Agreed.

When I was much younger (which is to say when radio was prevalent over streaming music), there was a commercial that started with "now is a good time to test your brakes!" It made me want to slam my brakes to test them every time I heard it.

There was also a commercial that started with screeching tires and smashing glass. I hated that one.

It looks like WoW.

I'm hungrier because I put so many calories into slapping.

Also acronyms, again depending on whom you ask. At least based on my own instincts and online searching.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt was setup to be Robin in the final entry of that series.

In the biblical sense?

Once I carried a ginormous pair of scissors to the room where we keep our cat's bowls so that I could cut open the food bags. As I walked out, the hand holding the scissors bumped into the doorframe, driving the blades into my gut. Fortunately, there was discomfort, but no penetration. "Phew!" thought I; "I'll be more careful next time I'm carrying these scissors."

Anyway, on my way out of the cat room, the exact same thing happened in reverse. Since then, I haven't handled those scissors, nor inadvertently stabbed myself with any others.

https://youtu.be/Nm0aTk02P-M

Back in the good old days, RPS used to deliberately do this kind of thing to troll their readers.

Reminiscent of an old Windows screensaver.