too_high_for_this

Nope. In Texas, convicted felons regain voting rights after completing their sentences.

They are. Most states allow felons to vote after completing their sentence.

It doesn't. It varies by state, but most states allow convicted felons to vote after completing their sentence. Only about ten states permanently revoke voting rights, but even then, it's not for all felonies, and voting rights can still be restored in some cases.

Red touching yellow, friendly fellow

Red touching black, that'll kill Jack

How dare you call them sea slugs and not nudibranchs

Don't google "meatspin".

Or do, I'm not your mother

Great, now I'm picturing a helicoptering dong

This is false, generals are raised on Kim's breast milk, which turns into cheese upon leaving his glorious nipple.

God damn it I'm so done with this world

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

They're just foil from chocolate coins. Kim ate all the chocolate, of course