That just sounds dumb
I'd offer great America or former present Doritos, something vague enough everyone reads Trump but I don't have to pay him. They'd taste like a really salty cheeseburger. They'd taste ok, but not good. But they'd smell distinctly of piss.
Then I'd market it totally straight. I'd send a palette to Trump. Especially right now, he couldn't help but mention it - it's just vague enough that his narcissism would take over.
I'd deny the smell, and our policy would be to politely ask anyone who comments on it to remain civil in political discourse.
Every batch would smell slightly worse.
Agreed, but I think it's more than that
I don't think he's offering them plane tickets. That means they have enough wealth to move there - it would instantly be a shot in the arm for the Russian economy. They'd get a captive market, and he's not even inviting them to be Russian
That selector also means they're more likely to have useful skills, and the messaging is targeting people very susceptible to Russia style propaganda - he could censor their connection to the outside world, and they'd thank him for it
Also, if NATO arms hit American civilians, that would be a powerful message to reduce international support for Ukraine or NATO.
They're too valuable. They'd pay off for him immediately, and long term he'd have an isolated community that is just begging to chug the Kool aid