slazer2au

Mine is quite tame. I accidentally unleashed the conficker worm on an org.

Had to patch about 1000 PCs across Australia to clean it up and that was a royal pain downloading windows updates over dialup.

Yes, we were still using dialup in Australia around that time and no we didn't have wsus either.

That seems like a Q3 issue for 2026 let's put the conversation off till then.

/s

You know the best thing about the fediverse is?

If you don't like how instances are run, you can go make your own and run it how you like it.

Here are the install docs

Datacenter routers and switches.

No. I am the youngest so I can't be a big bro.

🌎 Jul 14, 2024 🌍
🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 6.33
🟧🟥🟧🟩 = 4.

https://globle-game.com
#globle

That's a pretty weak uptime counter. I have had some kit go half a decade with no reboot.

Super easy one.

#travle #578 +0
🟩🟩✅
https://travle.earth

Would you rather get second hand information or would you rather get the technical specifications from the horse's mouth?

Second best. Stargate was mostly filmed in Canada.

...... I don't know of this is satire or not.

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Not my circus, not my monkeys.

I am not paid to manage people, I am paid to manage IT systems.