skeptomatic

Don't cut off the head.
Cut off the legs.

A Tribe Called Quest - Beats, Rhymes, & Life

Balanced... Till 1867.

"If we could perceive time as it truly was, what reason would grammar professors have to get out of bed?"

On that sideof the pond, yes. US side, I meant to refer to Heritage Foundation.

His puppet masters aren't going away.

Wouldn't surprise me if Putin is deploying underage honey-trapping on these guys like Trump/Elon/Tucker/etc., covertly filming it, and then blackmail owning them thereafter.

These clowns aren't going away if GOP loses.
Seems like you got yourselves a real enemy-within situation down there.

Why did they make it out of Eskimo?

I think it's because historically, elections are won by the more well funded party. And they don't have the incel-capital the GOP has.

Imma go with bad idea on this one. While one could think this will work for the individual kid, if any of those kids gets any accolade from some peers or possibly even receive money from a lawsuit, they become some version of "hero status" and the antics could become admired by others and more kids might want to do it.
One thing to always remember is, kids are idiots.
And a second thing to remember is, adults are idiots.
Just like school/mall/concert shooters or even worse, Kardashians, they should never be allowed time in public media.

Reeeelon Buttmusk