shortypants

joined 1 year ago
[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Barely Cooking

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He reminds me of a bearded, pudgy Norm MacDonald.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

No, I think pussy is an appropriate term here. I'm not a woman and can't gatekeep the term but I think that most women would agree that Putin attacking a children's hospital is a full pussy move.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

But the sign only said No Water Toys Allowed in the Wave Pool.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Get the 7 Eleven multicopy app. You can do all kinds of things.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (12 children)

They still have a love affair with faxes though. Thank God you can fax from 7 Eleven. You can do pretty much anything from 7 Eleven.

[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You'll use much less TP and not need "flushable" wipes that still clog your main sewage line