I just pee in my pants. It's even faster, works regardless of how tubular your genitalia are, and doesn't require external water.
With the time saved not having to go to the washroom, I've opened a car wash where I use my wet pants to wipe dirty cars. Now I get paid to pee.
Next, I'm looking at business ideas for the diarrhea in my pants.
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I don't play every game out there, but in the last couple of years, I've not had a reason to switch to Windows to play a game.
Most games these days seem to work fine on Linux, especially with all the work Valve has put in.
Interested in reading more, can you mention the textbook(s) your course uses?
What you said could be true of any event, but reality is, each of these events influence apathetic people to either become supporters of the regime or anti-establishment.
At least, that's my theory. If not, there would never have been any progress in human society, if things are as static as you theorized.
Until my retirement, yes. My pants are my investments.