Me the second I read this: FUCK. THAT. ๐
rockhstrongo
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The last lending library I saw had some religious discs placed inside them. Expected them to be of the usual Christian variety. Oddly enough, it was actually of some rabbi.
I was under the impression that Judaism wasn't about proselytising. ๐คท
Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.
A NEW START... Hmm...
I got it!
ANUSTART!
Awww...She looks just like you!
Yeah. "They shouldn't be above the law." works better.
Just before the pandemic, I was at a restaurant. A couple was sitting next to me.
Woman: (Says something about Fiona)
Man: Who's Fiona?
Woman: (Shocked, disgusted face) You don't KNOW Fiona????
I bet she broke up with him on the spot.
Man, pop-up headlights are sexy
Me at the grocery store yesterday: "These cookies look delicious! And they're 90% off!"
Wife: "Those are lactation cookies..."
Me: "I didn't know that was a thing... They still look good though..."
That, or you'd get crushed alive since the car wasn't designed to actually protect you...
I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag.
It is rock hard.
Thes craft sticks are both mini, and jumbo.
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Through my mental fog lies a Souls boss waiting to destroy all who attempt to enter (including me).