roadsidewildflower

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[โ€“] roadsidewildflower@midwest.social 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

so is ur mom ๐Ÿ˜Ž

snoopy is my spirit animal tbh

[โ€“] roadsidewildflower@midwest.social 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)
  • ketchup = bad
  • mustard = dijon only
  • steak sauce = nah beef is bad for the environment
  • hot sauce = prodigious
  • bbq = memphis > carolina
  • my sleep = beautiful

oh shit i knew i shouldn't have let batman take me in his batcar to his batlair and make batlove to me :(

[โ€“] roadsidewildflower@midwest.social 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

68.93.147.136

Louisville, Kentucky, USA

Latitude: 38.2541

Longitude: -85.7594

Provider: AT&T ...

just one more shot girl, just one more shot of tequila and everything will be okay and your trauma will be fixed, just one more shot girl, you definitely won't develop a drinking problem in your twenties, just one more--

damn I wish I still taught middle school ELA just so that I could pop out this bad boy and make all my students cringe smh

 

yes and they are all gay

[โ€“] roadsidewildflower@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

sorry, but I only wear the skin of my mother and foremothers ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

 
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