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LIL BUN THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. in c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 week ago

So many smol buns in such a short timespan, I don't know if the Alert System can handle the cuteness overload!

Lil Bun Alert in c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

Centiscopic bun

Rite of Passage: The Oracle in c/unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 week ago

I'm not sure I'd trust this oracle, after what they did to Solaris...

Pair of Honkers $32 in c/buyselltrade@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

These are migratory birds, who will cross international borders as the seasons change. Being international animals, does that not count as a rule 3 violation?

Bun doesn't need a chair to sit in c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're nice!

Bun doesn't need a chair to sit in c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It is!

Hope Chest $210 (Empty) in c/buyselltrade@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh... well... I hope they enjoy it...

Hope Chest $210 (Empty) in c/buyselltrade@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Very good, I'll take it. On which port do you listen?

Hope Chest $210 (Empty) in c/buyselltrade@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

For just the extra contents or the whole bundle?

Hope Chest $210 (Empty) in c/buyselltrade@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

How much we talking?

Hope Chest $210 (Empty) in c/buyselltrade@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I was kinda hoping there'd be something in it...

Bun spotted under local bush in c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 weeks ago

A very well hidden bun!

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Fun fact about buns #A: Buns count exclusively in hexadecimal! (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims

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This ball (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

Ball contains granulated sugar, brown sugar, softened butter, and vanilla paste. True nectar of the gods levels of delicious. Ball was formed by the really wacky & cool physics in my food processor.

Sale price is nine billion nine hundred and ninety-nine million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents.

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Bun thinking about stuff (lemmy.sdf.org)
 
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[AUCTION] Big cookie (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

Banana for scale, not included.

Bidding starts at $20.

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basebun (lemmy.sdf.org)
 
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Fun fact about buns #9: Throwing lettuce onto a bun does not make it a sandwich! (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims

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Bun bewildered by bountiful biennial bites (lemmy.sdf.org)
 
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Bun in the sun having fun (lemmy.sdf.org)
 
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[META] The Buns-Per-Photo Ratio High Score Awards! (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org to c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
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Hello fellow bun enjoyers!

Some of you may have noticed my comments on certain bun posts commending the poster for achieving the highest buns-per-photo ratio seen so far on our fair Bun Alert System. If you're one of the ones who noticed, good job! If not, that's okay, I still love you.

In this here meta post, I will be keeping track of the current titleholder, as well as maintaining a list of previous holders. The list is right here, right now! (bet you weren't expecting so soon, were you?)

👑 CURRENT TITLEHOLDER: 👑

User: @TheKracken@lemmy.world

Post: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/20398923

Buns-per-photo: 4

PREVIOUS TITLEHOLDERS:

Please give a welcoming round of applause, for our current & previous titleholders!

FREQUENTLY QUESTIONED ANSWERS:

Q: How do you determine the current titleholder?

A: Sort by new, enjoy bun photos, count number of buns in the photos, if new record observed, check older posts for greater than or equal bun count. If none found, update roster!

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Q: Wait, I posted a bun photo with N buns in it (where N is the current uncontested high score), where's my recognition?

A: As much as your efforts are appreciated, titles are only granted to whomever achieves the record first. Don't give up though, you may find N+1 buns some other time!

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Q: What do I win if I achieve a high score?

A: Eternal Internet fame (probably)

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Fun fact about buns #8: Buns are really cool! They're super cute and very friendly! (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims

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Fun fact about buns #7: OH MY GOD THERE IS A BUN RIGHT BEHIND ME! (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims

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Fun fact about buns #6: There are buns all over the place! There may even be one in your backyard right now! (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

DISCLAIMER: Fun Bun Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims

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