owenfromcanada

Where do they come from, fedi-bot Joe?

"Wisdom pursues you, but you've managed to outrun it."

or

"Wow, it must have taken all three of your brain cells to come up with that."

Owen Wilson is looking rough these days.

I mean there are hundreds of Charlie Kirk memes out there that resemble this.

There's one other advantage to wireless here: a bionic prosthetic is moving a lot, and that's not great for wire harnesses or connectors. Going wireless potentially allows for greater range of movement (or at least removes the engineering challenge of making it durable long term).

Damn, if she has any tech-savvy siblings, this would introduce a whole new level of "why are you hitting yourself"

The real monsters were the politicians we made along the way

Women tend to eat smaller portions

[citation needed]

The black bishop is standing up on the ropes, about to do a sweet jump

"That's me cuz I swim with my flotuses on!"

WATCH OUT BROTHER, ALLERGENS ARE EVERYWHERE

Later: "Okay, my executive order is in effect. But what the hell is a lorrie?"