nomecks

joined 1 year ago
[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does nobody know that all the grandparents were in their ninties?

[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you're going to get six months for slow walking then you may as well make it six months for hurling rocks at Rishi Sunak.

[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

There's huge numbers of armed Americans who would be on both sides.

ITT: people who think the armed forces wouldn't split in a civil war, and that hundreds of millions of civvy owned guns wouldn't be a factor.

[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The actual truth is Star Fleet is all infiltrators, but no infiltrators know that, and they don't want to blow their cover

[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

1955ish Sunbeam Radiant Toaster. Completely automatic, no timer or popper. It doesn't matter if bread is frozen or thawed, it comes out at the selected brownness level. Still works better than 99% of modern toasters.

[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please ignore the creepy pedo subplot!

[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How has he not had Terry Crews be his body double yet?

[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I have a great idea for a program! I should describe it in agonizing detail to an AI owned by some company so it will spit out working source code. Nothing can go wrong with my plan!