nightofmichelinstars

joined 1 year ago

I can't tell if it's the same bird looking into a mirror or a pair of bffs where only one ever talks.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No dish is complete without refined corn products.

Ngl the butter ones look like the best cookie I've ever eaten.

Open the blackout curtains so the bedroom isn't dark all day. They're only closed while I sleep (or try to sleep, they typed whilst lying in bed in front of closed blackout curtains).

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She also said in her will that if anyone was gay they couldn’t get inheritance.

Interested to know if that was respected in court.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This makes sense to me. Suicidal ideation has been one of my PMS symptoms since I first started getting my period, and I'm not actually suicidal.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You broke my magic streak of never having had a mental picture of trump masturbating. I didn't know how special that was until it was gone, and now I want it back.

It's Michael Che and Colin Jost, they do it every year.

If Harris could pull together a team quick enough to feed her those zingers live, she still wins.

Also why men run reds

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