mydoomlessaccount

joined 7 months ago

As a certified Orange Enjoyer, it always perplexed me how other kids were always so ready to trade away their orange Starburst.

As someone who also thinks the pink ones are way overrated, though, it ultimately didn't matter to me, because li'l me was out there making some deals

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's easier than you think! Tony Stark became Iron Man by wearing a special suit, right? That's the secret!

That's right! You can upgrade your manhood today simply by dressing like a Fe Male! Confused? Don't worry! There are plenty of resources available! Simply Google "how to dress like a FeMale" and follow whatever results you find without question!

Hah! Why would I go to all that trouble when there are a million other things I could do to get the dopamine now?

Oh, yeah. Right. Because I need to do that one thing to keep my life from degrading. But..there are a million other things I could do. Shit.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 122 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW KIND OF MALE THAT TRANSCENDS THE GREEK ALPHABET ENTIRELY!!!!

This new type of male belongs to the periodic table of elements. Known for their magnetic charm and iron will above all other types, scientists call this new type Fe Males!!!!!

Could you secretly be a Fe Male??????

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hahah, yeah. Fuck those people. Let them suffer. Why should my hard-earned tax money go to helping people I don't like? I'm not trying to victim blame or anything, I just think it's their fault and they deserve to burn for it.

(If people need help, you help them. You don't put conditions on it so that you can rescind help just to make a point.)

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 87 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Wasn't so long ago that someone would get laughed out of a room for taking the internet this seriously. People never planned for the inevitability of the internet being central to modern life, and, years later, here we are.

So, to whomever needs to hear it: Maybe start taking things like what this person is saying a little more seriously going forward.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 172 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Look, I respect your right to be how you are, but keep it in your church. I don't need to see it everywhere I go, and I damn sure don't want it anywhere near me. I don't have a problem with you, but if you try any of that God shit on me, I'm gonna put you on your ass, bro.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was the threat of the bartender reaching for the bat. If the nazi didn't think there was a chance he'd actually use it, the threat wouldn't work.

The threat of violence is a deterrent to keep nazis from getting too bold, thinking they can do what they want without repercussion.

Some people think the threat of violent response is overreaction to someone who's just expressing their ideas. As a bisexual man, I think it's a pretty even response when those ideas are "hey, what if we rounded up you and everyone like you and marched you off to death camps?"

At the very least, you can never let them believe that you'll just roll over and let them do it.

Fuck 'em, I do what I want.

Probably a bug I was saving for dinner? I don't anticipate I'll have a whole lot to bring with me at that point.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I see it, but I can't guarantee I'm not special.

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