masterofn001

joined 1 year ago
[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

It's all about that comma.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't live in the American savage lands.

Fuck billionaires.

Eat em all.

Freshly sliced.

Raw or burnt on their floating sanctuaries.

Feed em to the sharks. An inch at a time.

Clad them in armour and set them up the pike.

I will gladly support an open fishing season of billionaires and their cronies.

I've never had a trophy head on my wall.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 53 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Remember when Netflix almost had it perfect?

At one point it was the answer to piracy, IMO. I only ever subscribed to it and Spotify.

Then every studio and media corp decided to take us back to cable.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

When is Scott Dracula?

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 97 points 4 days ago (4 children)

They use apps.

On phones.

They aren't tech savvy.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

One sucks, the other blows.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You take the good. You take the bad.
Active shooters are,
A fact of life.

A fact of life?

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We have Syrian, Iraqi, and others who have recently come to our country. (When I say we and our I also mean them)

My fence is covered in grape leaves from about April to September. I get lots of people around the neighbourhood that come by to take them.

Last year one old dude came and started picking them. I got up to say hello.

He spoke no English.

He said some things and made some gestures and I kinda got the gist.

Went inside got him some water and a cloth.

He drank and wiped his hands.

Shook my hand and said habibi.

I almost cried.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

One word:

Backwards compatibility.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

In all of the situations, the police shot at least one dog.

Just to be sure they shot something.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just gonna paste my reply since I have an infinite supply of it. (Did I just steal from myself?)

Why singularly focus on the one point about a recent Disney event and completely disregard the other points as if they were now wholly tainted by your critique.

Ignore the single point about the reference to Disney then.

Please continue with the other points.

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