lazyneet

joined 7 months ago
[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Grow your hair out and (if you're looking for things to buy) bleach/dye it.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

University of Oklahoma has an organization and there are probably more at other colleges in the state. I can attest to the difficulties of online dating. There may also be LGBTQ resources in your town or nearby, like a social gathering at a community center or something.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Replace him with a suitable substitute on some dating platform. If you're in a major city, that shouldn't be difficult. If you're out in the sticks like I am, alcohol may be your only friend. Maybe get a job or attend a college in a place where gays can be gay.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

To be the webcam on that netbook <3

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

I've been in femboy mode for the past 6 months, and it has not delivered results. Unless you count some negativity from an old lady on a bus. I've only been using nail polish for a couple weeks, and I did get a positive comment on that. Unfortunately, I'm tall and have stress lines on my face, so it's hard for me to feel cute, and I get into a negative feedback loop because of that.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

so that everyone knows i'm still cis tho

I'm still figuring out what a femboy is, and to me it seems to be just a new term for a male or enby-identifying transvestite or girly boy. In my experience as a half-slavic 31-year-old in the rural northwest, when I crossdress nobody knows my gender but everyone assumes I have a dick. I could be trans, it could be performance art, it could be laundry day. (Why the short shorts and mascara? Must be a fag.) All queers are the same to folks outside of this community, so to them your choice of gender matters less than how good you look overall.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I shave with specific brands of disposable twin-blade safety razor (Dorco, BIC, whatever gets you closest without cutting the skin) and shave gel. Gel seems to work a lot better than Barbasol cream.

You can also use hair removal cream for touch-ups, though my facial hair is unfortunately a lot tougher than hair removal cream alone can handle.

I hear that epilators (basically like an electric razor that goes a little deeper) work well, at least for body hair, though I haven't tried one yet.

I hear that an epigenetic medication (not HRT) reduces the thickness of non-scalp hair to the genetic level you would have without androgens, but other factors like a history of shaving and your specific ethnicity may reduce the de-hairing effect. Many cis women shave.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Aww you're such a cutie I would woof you so hard

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

Not everyone with breasts is a woman, or queer for that matter. There are plenty of bigger guys with moobs. I'd like to know if those daddies get off on nipple/breast play as much as I do.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Someone please fuck me in this mormon baptist meth factory town

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Sounds like I should ~~bark~~ woof at some of them, since I guess it isn't rude.

[–] lazyneet@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You travel a lot. My last 6 months have been back-to-back classes and I don't see that changing in the near future. I'm not familiar with deep clean techniques, but you reminded me I should probably buy some wet naps. 😸

 
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