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[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When life gives you pink lemons...

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

More realistically: "stop stealing my fucking modules"

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Time to split the universe again and decide whether to do meth or heroin

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org -2 points 5 days ago

For that size and given it's a pi, maybe just a cheap usb stick

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why would you keep babies around? Ewww

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 13 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Hope there's no water balloons in Animal Crossing.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The touchscreen works through his suit? Does that mean his entire suit is non-insulating or did he add in capacitive fingertips to enable texting?

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 22 points 5 days ago

ABCBB... All bastard cops be bastards?

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 75 points 6 days ago (2 children)

80 percent chance they reboot it themselves anyways.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 10 points 6 days ago (4 children)

What's the jumpscare? The fourth face?

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Soul intact, but not a soldier

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or get a smart toothbrush that tracks your brushing and definitely doesn't form a botnet 3 million strong for cyberattacks

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