flicker

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 hours ago

shore brought is fine

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I want to understand, intrinsically, and be able to manipulate to my liking, all the financial systems of the world.

At worst, I'd quickly become a well-paid accountant. At best, I'd become an extremely talented, untraceable, modern Robin Hood.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 20 hours ago

I've been playing Coral Island and I keep thinking... why am I not playing the superior game?

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

We can put a comfy sports bra on underneath so we don't have to deal with the bouncing when we run away.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm like the whitest woman I've ever met. Maybe if a bunch of us make posters with glitter paint like we're going to see a boy band and shower him with bras, our odds will go up both that he'll get one and keep it long enough, and that they'll assume we're "harmless."

...actually if we did the first part we could probably overwhelm them and free him.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

On the one hand, fur is murder.

On the other hand, I'd wear almost anything to shoot a Nazi. Hmmm...

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have some news for you regarding "visibility" of a "maidenhead."

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago

It's so crazy how it looks like they want to double-team you but they are legitimately just good friends and it isn't a weird homophobic thing.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's not even the same guy.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same. It's the same kind of vibe as "everybody poops."

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking of that guy who raped her multiple times and had HIV. I really need that guy to have more than "some time to think about what you've done" because he'd probably jerk off to it. :(

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Normally I'm 100% for this, it's just that this particular case seems so evil and egregious...

 

This is sort of a shower thought because this morning I was using some shaving cream and I thought, if it turns out in 5 years this was giving me cancer, I wouldn't be surprised.

Comes out a goo, ejected from a can with force, immediately becomes a foam?

Do you have anything you use that you think might be too good to be true?

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