djehuti

Eight year olds, dude.

When your favorite sports team's stars are younger than you.

It's a great place to be from!

You're looking for https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Character_encoding Which explains the funny characters.

We bought coffee mugs with it etched on them; we use them daily.

Unfortunately, those aren't designed for your drinking experience; they're designed to make you drink as much high-margin beverage as possible.

I propose no ads ever anywhere

All microwaves can be silenced with a big enough mute ~~bat~~ button.

Who is we?

Tesla has never, ever, had anything remotely resembling a lead in autonomous vehicles. The actual AV industry doesn't consider them part of it.

Lie day?