cute_noker

joined 2 months ago
[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 3 points 14 hours ago

That's probably what made sauron want to get the ring back. Being forced to watch that motherfucker orgasm while pounding the very reason that you are a spirit.

But real talk: do you get invisible when wearing it on the dick?

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 2 points 14 hours ago

It got so long that he had to tie a knot to not step on the meatballs

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

At least he didn't lie..?

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 4 points 15 hours ago

Your insurance might double in price, and some people/companies/countries might do profiling. Meaning that you will be limited if you ever want to relocate in the future.

If you love your life too much you could give it a shot.

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 5 points 2 days ago

I love how Windows fix has terminal and GUI configurations mixed as an unholy concoction directly from the HQ.

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 1 points 2 days ago

So eating fish and chips is not helping

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 22 points 3 days ago

My bank does this too. I also just change the user agent to switch and it works with no issues.

At this point it just seems silly that they even want to go out of their way to Prohibit Linux users

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty cool that you can say "please" in Danish since the word doesn't exist in the language.

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 4 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe on truth social?

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk -5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hmm kinda makes sense though

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

the way things are going the "Nigger stole my bike" might even do a comeback

Edit: but in all honesty it is actually hard to imagine that it was a thing once

 
 
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