copymyjalopy

joined 1 year ago

When I was roughly 10 years old I watched my next door neighbors' parents' home made hardcore sex tape. She had found it while snooping in her dads closet. So yeah, little old me (boy) and closest friend (girl) sitting on her parents bed watching a very graphic homemade porn.

Definitely shaped my sexual development...

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ah, good old soul crushing cinema.

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[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ive never rexperienced anything like it. It happens extremely fast. Dr injected into the IV and instantaneously every muscle in my body contracted (at least that's what it felt like), I lost my vision temporarily although my eyes were still open. Similarly I couldn't hear anything either. I was filled with an extreme feeling of...rushing...adrenaline... Really hard to describe. I felt my heart give one last big THUMP and then stop.

And suddenly, my heart started again. My vision and hearing restored, I was back in the ER surrounded by Dr and nurses and techs. Breathing hard, somewhat confused and experiencing a little twinge in my back from the contractions.

The whole experience took maybe 3-4 seconds. It felt like minutes.

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Have gotten a dose of this before in the ER. Absolutely do not recommend!!

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

face palm You can turn the steering wheel without moving forward. This took so much longer than it needed to.

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How did you do the shading? I've never done leatherwork.

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The last time this happened was when I realized that people ask me questions about how I know things to start a conversation, not because they want to know how I know things.

What???!???!? Why didn't anyone tell me this?

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

This would appear to be my wife's strategy as well.

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now that you've posted this someone's going to start selling it. And then it'll become popular "ironically ".

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Their 60's.

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Meshtastic long range radio systems. Off grid, user created, low bit rate but stupid long range.

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