Modern astrophysics exists because a house fell on a teenage orphan.
Who as a result got adopted by a prince.
He got access to a royal lab for glassmaking.
Then he tried fixing color aberration in his microscope lenses.
Then he noticed the rainbow had holes in it. Huh.
Then he died. Glassmaking and tuberculosis are fast friends.
Then Bunsen invented his burner, which made spectra that matched the rainbow holes. Huh.
Now we know what stars and planetary atmospheres are made of!
Especially with Project 2025 (day one after the election of the next GOP candidate). The executive branch will no longer be controllable by the other two branches. Also, Schedule F will allow all "policy-related" government workers to be rescheduled as fireable employees, allowing the Prez to install loyalists throughout the entire government. It's definitely time to freak the fuck out.
And for trying to pull the group along, as futile as it may be.
I respect it. We need more of this.
all of them
Redesign the spine for vertical use. Don't put the eating and breathing tubes on either side of the same flap.
Honestly, AI trained on successful governance and social satisfaction would be a better president than what we have now. Then again, so would my cat.
humor is subjective
Some birb names have recently been changed, but it was more about reversing racial stereotypes. The tits and bananaquits got to stay
The cellular-bananular phone changed my life. I still sing it to this day