charonn0

joined 1 year ago
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 21 points 1 day ago

"Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"

 
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 4 days ago

I just use Everything desktop search and let the files fall where they may.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

Just lemmy in a browser for me. Never used facebag or twatter or others besides reddit.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

More like, “I want a sandwich but i can’t afford one. I guess I’ll go become a porn actor or a prostitute to earn money"

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Weird premise aside, Kirk's speech at the end about how it "must apply to everyone or it means nothing" is actually pretty stirring, IMHO.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 92 points 2 weeks ago

So instead of an illegal lottery it's just fraud.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 26 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

I skimmed the complaint. It's (obviously) utter nonsense that will be dismissed with prejudice. But if not, then I look forward to joining the class action against Fox News, et al.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I want Roland Emmerich to make a movie out of the short story A Pail of Air.

tl;dr/spoiler: ~20 years ago, a black hole passed through the solar system and captured the Earth, dragging it inexorably away from the Sun. This causes great earthquakes, tsunami, and other immediate civilization-ending catastrophes, but the real disaster comes when the atmosphere freezes and falls like snow to the ground. The original story follows a young boy born after the cataclysm whose chores include collecting buckets of frozen air.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Brussels sprouts, sure, but not lentils.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The OP should have included a content warning about content warnings!

 
 

An elderly Catholic priest dies one night peacefully in his sleep after a long life of serving God, and finds himself standing at the pearly gates.

"You were such a pious and holy man in life," began St. Peter, "that as a reward you can make one request of me before leaving behind your worldly cares and entering heaven."

"Well," says the priest, "I'd like to read the original manuscript of the Bible."

Even more impressed now than before, St. Peter grants the request and takes the priest to God's own private library, before leaving him to his studies.

Shortly afterward, the priest lets out an unholy shriek. St. Peter rushes into the library and asks, "what is it? What's wrong?!"

And through gritted teeth and streams of tears the priest cried out: "Celebrate! It says celebrate, not celibate!"

 
 
 

Odd that they never re-filled the whale tank

 
 
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