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Imma sit on a blanket and eat pancakes in protest but i want you to film my arrest

Why is a farewell card a binding legal obligation in the first place? Where are the manners police to whom we can appeal when our brittle feelings have been transgressed?

Those are all the stifled n-words shes been holding back thus far in her brief lifespan thus far. They all came out at once

omg what is even the point of scientific progress and the advancement of human knowledge unless one specific person gets all the glory. What is science even for if not the validation of some human's individual ego.

Yea that was my takeaway too. The consequences may not have been as wide spread as the others but as far as dick moves go it was kinda the worst one.

I just imagine everybody standing board stiff holding their most sincere sieg heil salute while fighting back tears of rapturous emotion while Trump sways halfheartedly to Chumbawumba for twenty minutes

It doesn't matter. The 'shift blame' spell the right have cast on their base means they have impunity because the consequences will be automatically attributed to some other scapegoat.

I am voting for the side that controls the weather. Doing otherwise is just stupid.

Making losers feel special is basically the whole point of MAGA

Janet Jackson MIA for the last ten years resurfacing briefly just to throw racial shade on Kamala

Nobody who does that is going to read, let alone understand, this valid criticism of their methodology