blakestacey

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[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If your Wikipedia page contains as many random arXiv preprints for references as the "prompt engineering" article, consult your physician.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 17 points 1 month ago

Pretty good sneer there:

BREAKING: Tim Pool announces he will be stepping back from full time content production to look after his family. He states he's tired of being made fun of for not having a wife and kids so he will also be using the extra time to pursue acquiring that family

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Step 1: Buy new computers for the office.

Step 2: Futz around and transcribe a few audio files.

Step 3: Oops, we have used up the allocated budget but the deliverables remain just over the horizon.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it was SpaceX, not Tesla, but yeah... boring AF warehouse.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 11 points 1 month ago

I wish I could remember who it was who said that out of all those inane cameos, Iron Man 2 is the only one that makes sense, because Tony Stark at his most boozy, self-indulgent and self-destructive would invite Musk to a party.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 4 points 1 month ago

I am flagrantly violating some aspects of the timeline in the Cookbook for Open Access Books, in that I'm imagining much more happening before the "submit grant proposal" stage.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 20 points 1 month ago

Silicon Valley is proud to announce the man who taught his asshole to talk, based on the hit William S. Burroughs story, "Don't be the man who taught his asshole to talk."

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 8 points 1 month ago (7 children)

OK, you could in principle have made that sound worse, for example by saying "females" like a goddamn Ferengi, but still, pretty impressive.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 5 points 1 month ago

Congratulations on missing the last 17 years of "[citation needed]" being used as a rhetorical device.

I see you have already been escorted to the egress.

Fuckity bye!

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your blithe trust in capital fails to be endearing.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 13 points 1 month ago

alignment offer

That's sure a choice of words, ain't it

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