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And assuming that human beings work on it imagine what skills and abilities you could acquire.

It's kind of like the piccolo thing in Star Trek the next generation with picard. Like imagine playing a video game and then coming home and being a rockstar guitarist on par with Slash, or getting 50 years worth of meditation and monk training in before work on Monday on top of a second lifetime full of martial arts training.

Something like that would be so revolutionary it would dwarf any kind of nonlethal AI apocalypse in comparison.

You sound salty, lol.

It is entirely possible to have things that would make other people happy not make you happy

It would look like a warehouse full of shelves that are very well organized but there's no map, and a lot of the shelves have the exact same designation but completely different contents.

Good theory but my parents were in another country when I was conceived so there is literally no way one of my uncles could have done that.

I hate all of you so much right now

Kirk does whatever the fuck he wants to do. It is up to the writers to justify his actions, not Kirk

I need to see your clearance from at least one of three or four three letter agencies before I can tell you the real answer.

Maybe go back in time and punch my dad in the balls about 9 months before I was born.

Then all that would remain of me would be a weird story where my dad got socked in the nuts by a ghost that looked just like him.

Got to do it in stages so it doesn't look too premeditated.

Start a online auction site where people can sell their stuff and you get a small cut of the profit.

Then to help people on board start a payment processor company to ensure that the sellers ship their goods and that buyers pay.

Once that has established, go public with it so that your stock sales can support the existence of your current portfolio while you dabble in other things that you know are very profitable.

Once you have that going, which will take a few years. You can take a victory lap or two and maybe pay some PR firms to make you look like the cool rich kid on the internet that everyone wants to hang out with.

Then you can do stuff like starting a spaceship company and helping to bring about the end of the internal combustion engine by starting an electric car company and doing some solar panel stuff.

Eventually you'll be the richest person on the planet and then you can get to doing the really fun stuff assuming you don't like tank all of your personal reputation by blowing 20% of your net worth on a microblogging website or something while disavowing your trans daughter.

I mean, if you're smart enough to do all the other things surely you wouldn't blow it at the five yard line like that.

Might be worth it to sink the Nina the pinta and the Santa Maria Midway across the Atlantic.

If Columbus never made it back to Europe that would have delayed expansionism a good while.

If I could also somehow go to the Americas and provide some interesting artillery to the Eastern coastal tribes that would probably help even more.

You can even make the connector look like a B with a larger loop on one side, that when people were like why is it shaped like that you could just say that's the b in the USB

That guy is like, I'm getting paid $18 an hour to hold a plastic bag while they do all of the hard work. I'm just going to sit here and act like I don't know what's going on and let them enjoy their laugh while I collect my paycheck.