bingbong

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[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sectional relations with a dolphin, allegedly

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That only works if you have brain worms

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

Give it a tootsie pop and see how many licks it takes to get to the center

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Furniture fetish by proxy

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

The cocaine on the hooker

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Has he ever specifically stated that he has not had sectional relations?

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Whoever ponders the orb

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Couches can't consent

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