A car on fire on an entrance ramp. Thought it was a wildfire at first until I got closer and was weirdly relieved when I saw what it was.
I know! It's that deadpan delivery that really sells the style.
Did you ever watch Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs? Steven Wright does the voice over narration for K-Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's!
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
-Mitch Hedberg
What do you call ten thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
A good start.
Okay, now that's good.
I see. Said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Oh, man, I love The Aristocrats joke. Used to have a DVD of that one with a lot of comedians telling their own versions of The Aristocrats joke.
If the "payoff" is a heart attack at the ripe old age of 46...
I remember when something similar happened years ago when a mod of /r/AdviceAnimals got busted for promoting links to the meme site quickmeme.
Both that subreddit and that website were never the same again.
Only if you have boobs.
When I played flag football in elementary school we were required to wear a mouth guard but we didn't have these fancy things. So what we did was put pre-sweetened Kool-Aid mix in them and now it's no wonder so many of us developed bad teeth.
Isn't it ironic?
But only if the flux capacitor gets up to 1.21 gigawatts