archonet

I'd read it

I now have an irrational fear of genius loci kitchens because of this comment, it reads like something out of the script of "1408", so thanks for that

are you quiestioning his leadership?

The homing briefcase will forever be one of my favorite if not my absolute favorite bugs. Especially as it was later embraced as a feature.

Now for some reason I really want to see "Pink Floyd / The Wall" edited into the Walmart font.

Oh, no!

not for men

Don't you tell me what I can and can not stick up my funhole. I thought this was America.

That said, while the natural resting place for Donald Trump's head is inside an asshole -- his own -- I'll pass, I've got better toys already.

it's almost like people can have shared experiences or something. Wild!

There's a big sign from the 2016 election still up on a main road near here, and it tickles me pink to see all the owner did was put some thin red tape over Pence's name in a big X. Not enough money for a new sign? Too bad. Not smart enough to paint over the P E and repaint it as V A? Lmao.

One of these days I really must go vandalize that thing, orange paintballs are cheap and they make non-water-soluble ones for marking trees. Honestly just haven't been able to give enough of a shit.

no, this is patrick

I'll bet a little, pocket-sized center punch would kill them right quick.

Like that.