androogee

An older lady was trying to push two carts at the same time out of a warehouse club store. I was just carrying TP by hand, so I offered to push her extra cart.

She called me her bodyguard. I ascended immediately to heaven.

ish

That man's got a pussy on his head.

Infusing users back into Twitter? Nah

I just got a handheld emulation machine that runs pretty much anything up to Dreamcast, and having a huge chunk of the history of gaming in my pocket has been rad as hell.

Rediscovering a lot of GBA games has been a lot of fun. Wario Land 4 is so fucking good, and I feel like it's been completely forgotten.

So excited for The Jungle 2

Your friends don't sprance, and if they don't sprance then they're no friends of mine

All I heard was "head" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh great, I added all the numbers in your comment together and now it's $101 billion?? When will this madness end???

Just so you're aware, you didn't reply to any comment

Aye, poppy

This is only a reenactment