accarezzu

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[–] accarezzu@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

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[–] accarezzu@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

sigh.. I can't believe I'm living in a timeline where I'm hearing the words "giving mics blowjobs" come outta someone's mouth while talking about a fucking candidate for POTUS..

[–] accarezzu@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] accarezzu@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

and black kids

What??? 💀

[–] accarezzu@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Toxic Waste

[–] accarezzu@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What the actual fuck. This is horrendous.

Pro-life crowd, I thought you were supposed to keep life, not end it.

Now there's a man who's a widow, a child without a mother, and a lady who died all for literally nothing.

Fuckin' hell.

[–] accarezzu@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Damn, that's one wild ass fetish, mate

[–] accarezzu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Basically, soap is not intended for use on the internal part of your body, and will make your whole asshole burn like hell if you put even a bit of it inside...

[–] accarezzu@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

When I was around 6 I had this really vivid dream of me and my family trying to run away from a spider that was the size of a dumptruck. Eventually it started ending each of us by piercing through our abdomen.

Alternatively, there was a time when (was also about 6 when I had it) I dreamt I was getting run over slowly by a huge car. Everything about these dreams felt real- even the pain 🤣

[–] accarezzu@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago
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