abcd

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[โ€“] abcd 5 points 3 months ago

I first didnโ€™t see this face but your image made me LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] abcd 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dude was missing FIFA 98 RTWC in his collection

[โ€“] abcd 2 points 3 months ago

Cuteness Overflow

[โ€“] abcd 59 points 3 months ago (14 children)

I donโ€™t get it. Is there a rotating 1kW laser mounted on my head that may decapitate a woman slightly taller then me I didnโ€™t recognize all my life?!

[โ€“] abcd 1 points 3 months ago

But shouldnโ€™t the advancements of technology even out? Basically: While Ukraine has more advanced weapons then WW2 Germany, also Russia does. So at the end of the day this is still kind of a David vs Goliath situation

[โ€“] abcd 23 points 3 months ago

This is the right answer. Source: worked as a cashier.

  • You are surprised you have to pay for stuff and need minutes to find your money? Iโ€™m surprised too that I have to hand you back some change and need just as much time.
  • You have been an asshole in general? Just let me grab a fresh roll of small coins, open it an take coin after coin and put everything on the counter.
  • My all time favorite: A guy came and was ready to pay the correct sum (it was like three coins). He immediately left after putting everything on the counter. I wondered why he was in such a hurry. Then I saw that he paid with a foreign coin that looked like a 2โ‚ฌ coin but was actually worth around 50 Cents back then. I donโ€™t know why but I am really good in recognizing faces. So I used my superpower for my petty revenge: I waited around 3-6 months until this guy came again. He paid with a bill. When giving him his change, I grabbed that coin as the last one placed it on the counter and gave it back.

Cashiers are human beings. They are intellectually as able as everybody else. And they know all tricks from customers. So please, have some respect for people doing their jobs.

[โ€“] abcd 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is Neil deGrasse Tyson hiding somewhere in Australia?!

[โ€“] abcd 2 points 3 months ago

Well, living in south Germany every part of GB is up north ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] abcd 4 points 3 months ago

Upvote because cat

[โ€“] abcd 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Tell this to people living up north: Was in GB once for work. There I destroyed my winter jacket. Shopping around for a new jacket I met several guys wearing shorts an t shirts. I was freezing and they walk around casually like it was summer!

[โ€“] abcd 15 points 3 months ago

Just like at work: Forward office calls to your mobile. Forward mobile calls to your office phone.

Get your work done until everybody finds out and starts wasting your time again ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] abcd 22 points 3 months ago

I mean there are Ukrainian people living there right now. According to the argumentation in the past this area basically belongs to Ukraine now. They could make a referendum about this topic ๐Ÿค”

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