Window_Error_Noises

joined 1 year ago

Please, I can only get so turned on...

[–] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Incredible movie, but goddamn, I can't watch a huge portion of the final act. The wife of actor David Gale--who played the eventually headless guy--divorced him shortly after the film was released. The cast mentions on the DVD commentary that it was highly suspected that his, uh, convincing performance in the above scene is very much to blame.

Do you... Do you not, already? Does not everyone?

...oh, no. ʕʘᴥʘʔ

If you're familiar with his roles in ER and X-Files, he must give off strong as hell "literally rip my flesh apart" vibes, to casting directors.

[–] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Shit, dude. My iron was at 2 after my last blood test. They keep pumping me full of star stuff--pow, straight in the veins--and I just keep burning through it. Why, stars, why! Why does thou forsake me! I am very tired, stars.

[–] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this Welsh?

/s

[–] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I usually skip this one, because the themes are pretty uncomfortable if you relate to them, but mostly I just can't unsee Grady Fletcher, the world's most gullible CPA, and it's a weird mix of a bit gross and being unable to take his performance seriously. Where's Aunt Jess to save the day?

[–] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Now, with Listeria! ™️ --for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!--

I was late for work, the first time I read Hellstar Remina, because I started it with morning coffee, and had to finish it! It was definitely more memorable than the job, at the time.

Semi-related, the Ito translated hardcovers are beautifully done. I made the, uh, costly mistake, of getting my spouse the main stack some years back, and now they're just on pre-order to send, as soon as a new one is released. The style changes for some, a few have color illustrations, some have pretty dust covers, but they're all great. Hellstar Remina is bright red, and my favorite. (👁️)

[–] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"[Thing] is a game changer!"

Almost always used in the context of brand-speak/commercial marketing. What's the game, guys? Corporate propaganda? Cause no, using an app to book a handyman that pays to be advertised on your service, or buying microplastic encapsulated detergent is not a goddamn "game changer" for anyone, besides the shareholders.

[–] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Out of curiosity, and if you don't mind sharing, what hobbies have you picked up, or have been exploring?

 
 

Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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