I do tend to have a calming effect on people. Mostly because I can't be bothered by anything beyond my control, so I just think "Eh, fuck it" and proceed as normal.
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Banjos are fricking awesome!
Commuting home via train. It derailed. I didn't really notice it because I had my headphones on and read a book. It was a slightly bumpy ride, but that sort of stuff happens, right? I only realised something was off when people started smashing in the windees and breaking open the doors, climbing off and running away.
I packed my stuff, hopped outside and looked at the train. Sure enough, it was fully off the tracks.
I've never been in that small town before and had no idea how to get home. So, I did the only reasonable thing I could think of: Finding the nearest local pub, drinking a pint of beer, having a smoke and figure things out from there.
Met a sweet couple about my age over there who were on the same train and lived in that area. We had a lovely chat, a few more pints and then they dropped me off at the bus stop from where I could get back home. We became close friends.
Walked past the same religious lunatics at both pride parades near me this year. Them spewing hatred and me trying my best to be cool and not smashing in their faces with a brick. They are annoying as fuck.
Religion kills millions and saves no one. End of story.
Too strange to live, too rare to die by HST.
Sums up my life pretty well.
Aber da ist doch schon Frosch-Tag, meine Kerl*innen.
Ja ist denn schon wieder Femjungen-Samstag?
auf den Kalender schau
Ich empfehle dir sehr sein erstes Buch, Hell's Angels, als er noch als Journalist arbeitete. Wenn du noch ein gutes Gonzo-Buch von ihm suchst: Curse of Lono.
streckt die Gonzo-Faust gen Himmel
Da geht er hin, einer von Gottes eigenen Prototypen – ein aufgemotzter Mutant von der Sorte, die nie zur Massenproduktion in Betracht gezogen wurde: zu spleenig zum Leben und zu selten zum Sterben.
It's only logical.
Live long and prosper.
My victims would never again find a matching pair of socks in their homes.