Tabula_stercore

The trick is to have a boner when you turn into a vampire. That shit will never go down again

even though the sheep is harmed in the process

This is such a funny typo

This article really requires a "white boy" before all the brits start burning hotels with refugees again

Wven better, do like brazil; block and fine

Traffic jams are caused by speedcameras because those who are speeding hit the fucking break paddle as hard as i want to slap you for saying bullshit

Cheese

Oranges all year round. A heated house, lit after dark. Spices.

Don't bring an imperial soldier to a fight

Mit der A von AFD

She be begging donkey dick for bread by the end of the week