TAYRN

Obviously I roll over. My belly is all yours to do whatever you want with (please pet and scritch it and then tell me I'm a good boy again)

You have no idea now much my tail is wagging right now.

Well, I can confirm. I'm not sure if you even need to put my head in your lap (but it certainly can't hurt). I'm basically yours for life.

Good advice, I agree with it nearly 100%.

Out of curiosity, how much of it do you personally think is specific to neurodivergent people? Because outside of (obviously) number one, I think that's just good advice in general.

Someone please tell me I did good. You have my full permission to lie to me.

Turns out Mr Burns could've avoided, like, 90% of Evangelion.

Legend of Zelda fans are being suspiciously quiet right now...

Mate, if you've met an ice cream truck driver who'd just let you walk away with all their goods and a promise that you'd pay them back, I need to know where you live. I want in on that.

hey, gimme a cart, i'll go roam around and sell these before they spoil, you keep 80 or 90% of the money when i come back with the empty cart.

Tell you what: I'll give you a time traveling device and the ability to jump into any fictional world that has ever existed.

Find me one where they would accept that "deal" if you didn't pay up front.

If you do this, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Fun fact: you can just pirate stuff.

You don't have to make semantic arguments to justify to yourself why it's actually moral or not technically stealing or whatever. You can just pirate stuff.