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Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Surp@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Join mp3chat1

In response to all the pro Taliban responses on my other post. in c/memes@lemmy.ml
The Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrong in c/science@lemmy.world
[–] Surp@lemmy.world -5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Who gives a fuck lol as long as I eat.

People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Surp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Confirmed!

People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Surp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Only reason you have a marker butthole is because you ain't eating enough fiber motha fucka. Get some fiber powder and drink that shit bro wtf don't spread misinformation like you spread your ass to shoot water up there to enema douche the bit of poop you left pinched off up your buttholy hole because you ain't eating some God damn fiber my man!! EAT FIBER YO POO BE ONE BIG OL UNBREAKABLE LINK ITS WONDERFUL 👍

What the hell even is Diet Coke? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
Caption this in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Surp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ma'am this isn't a Wendy's it's apartment 402a stop buzzing me are you on drugs or something it's 2am.

People who gave up on "the dream", do you regret it? How are you? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Surp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Hire me let me work remote fulfill my dream 😂 I work in IT

Costs Less? When That Happened? in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] Surp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It doesn't even do anything more especially for the price. Just make an AMD rig that blows it outta the water ez.

What is the most painful thing you've experienced ? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Surp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Heartbreak, death of friends family, migraines

'Bees starving' in disastrous year for French honey in c/science@lemmy.world
[–] Surp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eh we are gonna be dead soon huh?

That time Reddit banned me for developing an app in c/reddit@lemmy.world
[–] Surp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I just hope the ff7 meteor comes down all this shits dumb at this point.

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Make sure you say your Saturday morning steam prayers (lemmy.world)
 

Oh, Gabe Newell, the mighty leader of Steam, We gather before you, in your digital dream. Your Steam Deck, a marvel of gaming delight, In your name, we play day and night.

Gaben, bless us with Half-Life 3's grace, Release it upon us in this sacred place. Let our framerates be high and load times be swift, In your gaming kingdom, our spirits do lift.

We worship your sales and your Summer Sale's might, Our wallets grow lighter, but our game libraries take flight. For it is you, Gabe Newell, we faithfully adore, As we game on Steam Deck, forevermore.

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I'm feeling confused with s3 on Netflix so far... (lemmy.world)
 

Did I miss something? I feel like I need to rewatch the other seasons because several things just make no sense this season. Maybe I'm just getting old.

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