SkyezOpen

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It was a full screen montage of wild shit. It's not like he opened up a pornhub tab after forgetting to end stream. Someone deliberately did that. Whether is was THE JOOZ or he did it himself to blame THE JOOZ I don't really care, but it was not accidental. That's terrible evidence for him being gay.

If you want to call him gay, point out that he went on a date with a nazi catboy, or that he said fucking women is gay because they like dick. There's a million better things than a stream hijack.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That's me trying to explain destiny lore. It's not pretty or coherent, but I'm pretty sure it's still more understandable than trump.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Simply describe any leftist position without using charged words and I guarantee most republicans would be on board.

My mom is "pro-life." I interviewed her on what exactly she believed should be legislated. Turns out she's 100% pro choice but just doesn't like abortion.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Half of it is piss anyway.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I'm gonna start boiling my old brita filters and selling them as a delicacy.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We need good kids with guns to shoot the bad kids with guns!?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Defends vegans. Immediately gets shit on by militant vegans.

That's why people shit on them so much by the way. They're incapable of simply not.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Harry is the cops.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

At least we took out the culprit for 9/11.

Wait that was the Saudis? Fuck.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I do this when I try to explain destiny lore.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Eyy, hail Satan.

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